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kyleiskoool · 3 months ago
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My Intro :P
Hey gang, I'm Kyle. I also go by P★LIN online.
My pronouns are He/Him. I'm Bisexual.
I'm Australian!
John Tartaglia's #1 fan :P
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Some of my other socials are: Tiktok: palindromexreal AO3: palindromesarentreal YouTube: Kyle-6969
Insta: palindromesarentreal
Discord: kyleiskoool
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Fandoms I'm in: - Musicals/ Theatre   • Avenue Q   • Heathers   • 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee   • Mean Girls   • Little Shop of Horrors   • Be More Chill   • Literally any and every musical: I will enjoy it - Pinocchio (Shrek/ GDT/ 1978/ Carlo Collodi... etc) - The Pals (DenisDaily/ SketchYT/ AlexCrafted/ SubZeroExtaByte / CorlHorl) - Flamingo + Friends (Kaden/ Jayingee/ Temprist...etc) - Commentary Youtube (Icebergs/ Danny Gonzalez/ Drew Gooden/ Kurtis Conner/ FunkyFrogBait/ Jarvis Johnson... etc) - Minecraft (Game and Youtubers) - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rick and Morty - Spooky Month - South Park - Camp Camp - Fairly Odd Parents (Og + New wish) - Moral Orel - Lego Movie
-Peanuts/Dog Sees God + Probably many more!
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I mostly do art and rambles :0
Irl I've done atleast 8 theatre productions as of September 2024 and I sing and act.
I love love love interacting with people! I don't usually reblog but I comment all the time! :D
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Everything in my blog should be labeled with:
kylepxr art kylepxr yap kylepxr ideas kylepxr reblogs kylepxr sings
I'll probs come up with more as well so yah.
Enjoy my stupid blog!
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lilirari · 1 year ago
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𐙚 ⋆୨୧˚ KING OF MY HEART ⋆ ˚ ꩜ 。
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𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. summary : charles' girlfriend releases an album full of love songs to commemorate his special day.
𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. pairing : charles leclerc x fem! singer! reader
𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. faceclaim : cho miyeon of (g)i-dle
𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. author's note : ahhh this is my first f1 related work + smau !! happy birthday to charles my beloved ❤️‍🩹 he deserves all the love & happiness in this world T_T making this made me realise that i don't know much western celebs with suitable fcs for smaus like this 😭 please do comment some western fcs so that i can use them in my next smaus ! anyways it's a little rushed honestly but i hope you'll enjoy it <3
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yourinstagram summertime happiness 🤍🫧
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charles_leclerc my pretty girl ❤️‍🩹
yourinstagram i love you baby <3
charles_leclerc i love you more, mon amour
yourinstagram i love you most !!
landonorris ew get a room 🙄
charles_leclerc you're just jealous because you're still single and you got no rizz
landonorris I HAVE RIZZ
yourinstagram LMAOOOOO ok sure pinocchio 🤥
landonorris you guys are BULLIES
yncharles4ever omg my parents !!! they look so good 😭😭
pinkyn the hair, the fit, the smile.. everything about yn >>>>
luvleclerc CHARLES' DIMPLES 🥹🥹🥹
ynlover127 HELPPPP NOT Y/N AND CHARLES GANGING UP ON LANDO AND HIS NO RIZZ AGENDA
motheryn they're right though.. he doesn't have rizz 😭
landonorris HEY I DO HAVE RIZZ !!!!
danielricciardo sure mate.. you keep telling yourself that
landonorris I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE DANNY
danielricciardo i AM on your side.. it's just that charles, y/n and all the others are right
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landonorris i hate it here you're all bullies
yourinstagram we love you too lando 🫶
landonorris 🚶🏻‍♂️
mlnmarta the most gorgeous girl ever !!!
carla.brocker my sister 🥺💗
leclerc_pascale je t'aime, ma belle-fille ❤️
yourinstagram je t'aime maman 🩷
lorenzotl ❤️
arthur_leclerc je me suis bien amusé, belle-sœur ☺️
yourinstagram aww, i had fun too, thur ! 🥹🤍
cl16supremacy he called her sister-in-law !!! this is not a drill !! i repeat this is not a drill !!!!
httpsyn i love how y/n is so close with all the members of the leclerc family and not just charles :( <3
arthlercluvr "belle-sœur ", " ma belle-fille ", " my sister ".. she's definitely a part of the family now
teamoyn y/n i love you and i'm happy that you're spending time with your loved ones but when are you going to come back ? 😭
iheartyn the lack of y/n content (music wise) is killing me
ynisqueen the y/n drought will end soon stay strong my brothers and sisters
ynsglasses i wish i had a positive mindset like you 😭
ynisqueen TRUST ME SHE'LL BE BACK SOON !!! i can sense it
ynsglasses i hope you're right 😞🤞
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yourinstagram my new album 'reputation' will be out on october 16th ! this is by far my best album yet and i'm honestly so proud of the songwriting i've done for this ! i can't wait to share it with you all <3 you can pre-order it now on my site ! special thanks to taylorswift for directing the music video and guiding me throughout the whole journey of making this album happen 🤍🖤
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charles_leclerc my stargirl !!! ☆
charles_leclerc wait oct 16... it's releasing on my birthday ???
yourinstagram yes 🤭
charles_leclerc judging by the aesthetics of these photos, your story update and seeing all the fan theories on x... i didn't do anything wrong, did i ? you're not going to break up with me through this album, are you ?
yourinstagram HELP CHARLES NO YOU DIDN'T AND NO I'M NOT 😭 you could never do anything wrong in my eyes.. i love you too much :( ♡ also you really shouldn't be on x reading those theories.. i can assure you that they're like only 10% accurate or so
charles_leclerc okay, love, i trust you 🤍 i can't wait to listen to it ! i'm sure it'll be amazing !
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taylorswift i had lots of fun helping you, sweetheart ! i'm going to be streaming it on all platforms once it's out ☺️🤍
yourinstagram you're so sweet 😭😭 love you sm xx
oliviarodrigo the queen is back 🗣️🗣️🗣️
conangray BESTIE'S GOING TO EAT AND DEVOUR
lanadelrey 🤍🖤
danielricciardo album of the year
yourinstagram danny it's not even out yet 😭
danielricciardo i don't care it's the album of the year i'm already calling it
yourinstagram pleaseee i love u thanks for the support 😭🤍
yncore daniel's so real for this
stargirlyn we stan a supportive bestie
lilymhe YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS 🖤
francisca.cgomes my beloved ♡
landonorris i don't care if there's like only two months left before this year ends this album and all the songs are going to top my spotify wrap just you wait and see
yourinstagram NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT
landonorris NEVER GIVE UP RAHHH the grind is real !!!! 🗣️💪🔥
maxverstappen1 IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER
oscarpiastri WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR
maxielmisser HELPPP WHAT IS WITH THIS REPLY SECTION
charlesxyn LMAOADHSHDH OSCAR ????
estiesbestie this is the funniest shit i've seen all day they're all so unhinged
goatifi wtf did fia feed the drivers today 💀
therock did someone call ?
ynnation IMCRYIGJSHDHSHD
carlando455 NOT THE ROCK APPEARING OUTTA NOWHERE GOODBYE
scuderiaferrari we'll be tuning in as well 😉
iheartyn y/n's reputation era... oh, she's so going to get back at all her exes, isn't she ?
24hrsofyn i was thinking the same thing too but she told charles that only 10% of the theories are true so...
ynarchive i think the aesthetics of this album might actually be misleading us and the songs might turn out to be so lovey dovey or 🩷🥰🧚🏻‍♀️💐🌈🍭
rosesforyn you're probably right ynarchive
leclerc_pascale impatiently waiting for the album to drop 🥰
ynisqueen YOOOOO WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS
anythingforyn never doubting you again girl
yncity next time we're on a y/n drought again, i'm coming to you
ynisqueen i feel so powerful
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charles_leclerc feeling sorry for carlos for the issue on his car today. crossed the finish line p5, it was the maximum we could've done today. by far the hardest race of my career physically... gonna sleep well tonight 😅
also big congrats to max for winning his third championship !
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yourinstagram you did so good, my darling 🥺🫶 i'm so proud of you !!
charles_leclerc merci, ma chérie ❤️‍🩹 please come to bed now.. i can't sleep without you
yourinstagram omw, baby <3
maxverstappen1 thanks mate ! you drove well today 💪
scuderiaferrari incredible effort, charles 🔥
schumisworld the third picture... i just know he's looking at y/n
leclerc_pascale repose-toi bien, mon fils 🫶
carlossainz55 ❤️
charlos.lesainz we love you charles 🥰
ferrarilover the way he's looking at y/n in the last pic.. he's so down bad fr 😭
pumamotorsport proud !! sleep well ❤️🤝
f1withamy sleep well, my goat !!!
ynsbiggestfan i need someone to look at me like the way charles looks at y/n 😞
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yourinstagram joyeux anniversaire, mon amour ❤️‍🩹 you've been by my side since day one and i can never thank you enough for everything you've done for me. i'm so proud of how far you've come and everything you've accomplished till now. i know that you'll achieve your dreams someday because you're the most determined and hardworking person i know so don't give up and just keep on trying to reach your goals, love.
and yes, the entire reputation album is my birthday gift to you. i couldn't just write a single song for you and leave it there so i went ahead and composed a whole album only for you. i hope you'll like your gift :p
i'm so glad to have met you on that one fateful day and i'm super proud to call you mine. you are my starboy, my home, the king of my heart and i will love you forever & always.
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charles_leclerc merci beaucoup, ma bien-aimée. je t'aime pour toujours 🤍
yourinstagram je t'aime, charles 🥹
landonorris you guys are so cute it's sickening 🤢
leclerc_pascale 🥰
scuderiaferrari the best couple on the paddock everyone !! we're so glad charles has such a wonderful partner like you, y/n 🫶
scuderiaferrari also reputation's been on repeat the entire day ! our queen slayed !!!
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redbullracing happy birthday charles !! and congratulations on the success of reputation, y/n ❤️🔥 our drivers have been bopping their heads to the songs all day long !
yncharles4ever MY PARENTS 😭😭 I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE
reputationyn REPUTATION IS SO FIRE, Y/N !!! U DID AMAZING WE LOVE YOU
ynshousewife the king of her heart 🥹🥹🥹
ynisaqtpie imagine getting a whole album dedicated just to you on your birthday.. charles is the luckiest man ever
conangray goals !!! <3 loved your new album, bestie 🫂🫶
mlnmarta cutest lovebirds 🫶
joris_trouche ❤️❤️
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charles_leclerc 26 👑 celebrated today with my family. thank you all for the wishes and gifts, really appreciate it 🫶
also, to my darling y/n : thank you for making my day extra special by giving me the best birthday gift ever. i will cherish you and this album forever. i adore you so much, ma chérie, my end game, the queen of my heart 😘
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yourinstagram you're too sweet, baby ☹️ ily ily ily mwah <3
leclerc_pascale je t'aime mon doux enfant 🥰
arthur_leclerc 🫶
lorenzotl ❤️🔥
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st-pop · 17 days ago
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Hi! Normally I send a message to bloggers(?) that I like by making a pretty low effort drawing on my phone's gallery. But you're getting special treatment and getting a headcannon of mine instead.. shh.
Usami headcanon that won't get out of my head: Usopp and Nami are half-siblings. Kind of.. Belle'mére and Banchina were pretty much best friends, and so were Usopp, Nami and Nojiko (haha a marine and the wife of a pirate haha). Usopp is the youngest, wow. Anyways, all of them lived at Syrup Village, which was somewhat close to Cocoyashi, so after Banchina lost the fight with her illness, they moved over to Cocoyashi and Belle'mére adopted Usopp because she's the sweetest.. despite struggling to feed herself and the kids. After Arlong's capture of Coco Vil, Usopp somehow managed to escape and go back to Syrup Village. He DID try to drag Nami and Nojiko with him, but you know, whole Nami's backtory ordeal.. So he escaped alone. This sneaky pinocchio always managed to atleast wave a hi to them everyday, but the guilt of not being able to help his 'sisters' would always prevail. They always communicated through letters until Arlong discovered all of it and made poor Nami suffer more, and doubled the fishmen around, so Usopp couldn't even keep contact with anybody there. They only began talking again close to when we discover Nami's past, when she's already 18, but Luffy didn't meet her yet at this point. As guessed it was something pretty angsty and Usopp's saddened look would simply be responded with ignorance—still, we know he always felt how she was also hurt from inside. So when they properly reunite again in the Strawhat crew, it's pretty awkward and uncomfortable, really. Usopp is afraid of saying something and worsening everything, but he knows he needs to say sorry. It's not like Nami really blames him for everything but, damn.. At some point they get to reconciliate with the rights of bazillion tears and apologies. Of course something from YEARS took a bit of time to heal all its scars, but now, Usopp and Nami are one of the most inseparable (is that how you write it?) duos in this wacky and pretty mix of a pirate crew. Yes, maybe they still not so secretely consider eachother siblings and YES, they still catch themselves calling the other "lil bro" or "big sis". WHO CARES IF IT'S JUST ONE YEAR DIFFERENCE? I DON'T?!??!
just sent this to say that I am in LOVE wih your overall style like ejndjdj?? It's so so good-looking and it's all so cutesy!!
AHHHH THE ABSOLUTE JOYFUL JUMPSCARE I GOT FROM THIS??? FIRST OF ALL, ABSOLUTELY HONORED TO BE GIVEN SPECIAL TREATMENT IN THE FORM OF SUCH AN AWESOME HC AND THANK YOU FOR THE KIND WORDS MADE MY WEEK🫶🫶, SECONDLY OH MY GOODNESS I never would’ve thought abt this but it just FITS so well and THE BELLE-MÈRE AND BANCHINA FRIENDSHIP UGH, emotionally kicked me in the stomach with the letters and Arlong (Hate him, would happily make sushi out of him and feed him to the sea kings any time of the week) but still so happy with their duo coming together once again ( AND THE LIL BRO/BIG SIS THING UGH MY HEART!!)
(Currently thinking about how Nojiko and Ussop’s meeting would’ve changed, Ussop’s dynamic with Sanji (Considering the ‘NAMI-SWANNNN’ thing, possible protective lil bro??), and just Ussop and NAMI in general <33)
as a token of my appreciation please have this 🫶
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preciouslittletoonette · 1 year ago
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I was just thinking about the Wish concept art and the whole worry of "Star being too similar/compared a lot to Genie". I was thinking about all the different ways they could've or even would've like, lessen the comparisons by just changing certain things.
Genie is a zany, verbally loud, fast-talking comedian type wish granter who can immediately summon things with a snap and a point of his finger. He's a cosmically powerful being bound to certain rules and the whims of his master (at least in the first film) along with the restraints the lamp has on him that only allows him to grant three wishes per master. This is the basic layer of what and who Genie is, this is what the least invested audience member would notice.
So with all of this in mind, we can now use this to both deconstruct and reconstruct Star as a character.
Starting with the established thing: Star is verbally mute, that already removes the verbally loud, fast-talking comedian edge Genie is known for. I can even push it and say on a surface level, that's a stark enough of a difference, seeing as Genie's draw was that he was such a zany fast-talker voiced by Robin Williams (RIP King). But I want to go all the way in so I will.
Now for their powers and wish-granting abilities.
Both Star and Genie should be/are cosmically powerful. They are both beings that grant wishes after all. That'll always be something they share as characters. So how do you make it different from each other?
I have a few things in mind. The biggest thing being: what are the limits of their abilities? How do their wish granting powers manifest? What is their attitude and general behavior like when they use magic?
I already mentioned Genie's limits above. I'll get to Star's soon but that's gonna be an entire talk I want to leave for later. For now, I will talk about how do their wish granting powers manifest.
When Genie grants wishes, it's a very instantaneous BOOM in your face kind of deal. He does things dramatically with comedic flair.
I think to make Star different from that, you can draw inspiration from another Disney wish granter that I'm really surprised Disney didn't do more to reference her or the movie she's from: the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio.
So the way Blue Fairy grants wishes for those who haven't seen Pinocchio in forever or haven't seen it at all: the Blue Fairy- rather than instantaneously granting your wish as Genie would- would give you the means and path towards your wish coming true, but in order for your wish to really come true, you yourself gotta have that drive, put in the effort and work towards your wish.
That's how Star's wish magic should work. While, he could still grant impossible, extraordinary wishes like make animals talk and give plants sentience, yeah. But I think it would be interesting along with being meaningful to see Star set up a path for someone's wish to come true. It could spark a small discussion between him and Asha about wishes and how one is to truly go about them. Star gets into the real truth of what his powers are like that basically comes down to:
"My powers will only go as far as the wish maker themselves are willing to go"
Which now brings us to what is Star's limit? Genie is limited by rules of the lamp and the whims of his master. Star has no such thing as he is a free being. He owes no one anything and he's bound to nothing, leaving him with no rules other than the ones he himself placed on himself. So, he's got to be possibly very powerful. And he probably could grant everyone's desires. But he won't/can't. Why?
Because it's your wish. And Star can only go as far as you yourself are willing to go. This isn't a meet half way type of thing either.
This is a "we are travelling to your destination TOGETHER. We are both gonna work on this TOGETHER. You are gonna put the work in from start to finish and I am going to help you get there no matter how long it takes or how much we'll lose along the way".
Because THIS is what classic Disney movies are about!!! THIS IS HOW WISHES WORKED IN THE CLASSIC MOVIES. YOU DIDN'T JUST WISH UPON A STAR AND YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE, YOU HAD TO GO ON JOURNEYS, PUT IN EFFORT AND MAKE SACRIFICES.
Star would be willing to go the mile to make your wish come true, but you got to be the one to lead him there.
Now for the more fun bit that'll lean in more to what Star's personality might be like. Their behavior as they do magic.
Genie is explosive in such a way that he is constantly buzzing with pent up energy that came from years of imprisonment and isolation and his magic reflects that. It is fast and wild and funny to watch.
I like to think Star's is a more relaxed, ethereal version of that. Not so ethereal, you would think of Blue Fairy when you see it though. But Star's magic gets released in a sparkly, dusty way (like pixie dust almost) as opposed to Genie's zap and puff of smoke.
Another way to differentiate Star from Genie, I think Star's gotta have lower energy than what Genie has. Genie's energy comes from years of imprisonment that bubbled and finally exploded once released. Star, I don't think would have that. Star is a star, it is very likely he could see what was happening in the world below but not really be able to interact with humans. Once he gets down to Rosas, he wants to see and touch everything. He's quietly curious with a child-like spark to him, who keeps dusting his magic with something to see what would happen.
Now for Star's shape-shifting, I think comparisons are more likely to happen with characters like Maui or Camilo because they're more recent. I think this one stands fine alone.
One lil detail I would add to Star is in regards as to how he flies. I've always been in love with how Disney went about Peter Pan flying. Sometimes when Peter lands, he does little pirouette spins which are so so so charming. And just in general, sometimes there's something oddly graceful about how Peter flies that I think would work super well for Star.
So this is my conclusion as to how to mitigate the Star & Genie comparisons by just changing bits of pieces of the surface level traits of him a little.
So Genie is as what I said above: a zany, verbally loud, fast-talking comedian type, shape-shifting wish granter who can immediately summon things with a snap and a point of his finger. He's a cosmically powerful being bound to certain rules and the whims of his master (at least in the first film) along with the restraints the lamp has on him that only allows him to grant three wishes per master.
Whereas Star would be: a verbally mute, gentle & curious type wish granter with a very relaxed, dreamy kind of magic meant to reflect his daydreamer tendencies. Star is a free cosmically powerful being with no limits to what his magic can do, with his only condition for his wish granting magic being that the wish maker themself must meet him from start to finish and put forth the effort and drive in order to make the wish come true with the help he has/will provide.
And those are my thoughts :)
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Mera! 😁 Hello, I hope you've been well.
I just have to ask you-
What do you think of the new character, Fellow Honest? 👀 Any opinions, possible head cannons- I'd love to know!
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Hi hiii!!! I have been well! :D I hope it's the same for you! Now as for my thoughts..... >:)
I genuinely hope he scams me. I would let him scam me. He could blink near me and I'm handing over anything he wants. Also, he does the same pose as Azul and so that makes him infinitely amazing. >w< naturally, I must trust this man with my life.
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Recently I watched Pinocchio again after a long time (I never realized how terrifying the Pleasure Island scene is where they're all donkeys... ;;;;;) and seeing how goofy Honest John and Gideon are as a comedic duo is just so fun. It makes me think of Fellow who is absolutely whipped for you and has no idea what to do, so Gidel is always trying to push the two of you closer together. Maybe Fellow intentionally puts himself in the friend zone because he's not used to pursuing someone with romantic intentions because he is dedicated to chasing the bag and the bread and the scam. <3
Gidel tries to set you up for a romantic dinner and Fellow's like, "Brilliant idea, my good Gidel! We shall all dine like kings! Together, us three good chaps!" and Gidel can only face-palm. T_T he's trying... in my mind, Fellow speaks in that true businessman rizz, always such a sycophant. The one that's definitely going to lead to a scam, but you can't help feeling rizzed up (or confused because he's saying so many things all at once and you're getting overwhelmed with information and omg when did you just agree to go to Playful Land????). It's a whiplash rizz...
Most of all, I like Fellow's eyeshadow!!!!! Uuuwaaaa the makeup is just too pretty... orz and he's very expressive!!! The way he twirls his cane is too cute and his laugh omg!!!!! I hope he turns the NRC guys into the most mindless marionettes ever. (˘ ˘ ˘) I want to see how villainous he can possibly be!!!
As for more thoughts, I like the idea of Fellow with a bunny beastfolk darling hehehe. >:) omegaverse with him.......... Leona, I am so sorry, but there may be some competition. ^^;;;;
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rotomartsblog · 9 months ago
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Stories I want to base Ever After High OCs off (an ever growing list)
Hans My Hedgehog (One of my favourite ‘obscure’ fairytales. Already decided her name would be Hannah M. Hedgehog. To fit the design aesthetic of eah she wouldn’t literally have the upper body of a hedgehog and the lower body of a human, she’d be more of a hybrid. She’s a rebel because she rejects her destiny of becoming fully human at the end of the story and embraces her hedgehog side.)
Boy Who Cried Wolf (See my last reblog. Lies a lot but because of their destiny no one tends to believe them anyways. Also accidentally right a lot. Not lying maliciously just doing it for shits and giggles)
The Frog Princess (Because I think it’d be funny for there to be two royals who turn into frogs but are completely unrelated to each other. Also there’s so many variants of this story from region to region that it’d be fun to write this girl)
Speaking of, The Frog Prince (Specifically the daughter of the princess from the tale and the son of the prince’s gayass servant. Princess Girl does not want to be Hopper’s princess but is slightly willing to enact the version where she gets to throw Frog Hopper at a wall instead of kissing him. Dislikes frogs a bit but plays it up as a seething hatred to scare Hopper. Kind of a bitch if you couldn’t tell. Sporty girl. The servant boy is 100% in love with Hopper, like father-like son, and has the iron bands around his heart. Maybe he could be Hopper’s real true love :x)
Pinocchio (Daughters of The Coachman and Mangiafuoco, and niece of Lampwick. The Coachman’s daughter has a pet donkey that everyone thinks is a turned boy, but nope it’s just a regular donkey. She’s a rebel because she doesn’t want to go down the route of her father. Mangiafuoco’s daughter is scary and off-putting, but actually a genuinely nice girl. Would love to perform onstage but she has stage fright and is just so shy in general, so she resorts to puppet theatre instead. Always uses a hand puppet to talk through. Lampwick’s niece is a rebel because she’d rather not turn into a donkey thank you very much. Low-key resented Cedar up until Legacy Day because she believed if Cedar didn’t exist she wouldn’t need to turn into a donkey. Now they’re on better terms since Cedar decided she’d become human in her own way)
The Wolf and the Seven Young Goats (Youngest son of the youngest goat. Really I just like people with goat features. He’d feel tense around Ramona, even though he’s pretty sure she’s probably not the wolf from his story)
Puss In Boats (Daughter of Puss In Boots. Would probably be able to transform between an animal and human form like Bunny Blanc. Doesn’t really align herself with Royal or Rebel, but has slipped into thoughts like ‘if I can make someone else royalty, why can’t I make myself royalty?’)
The Prince and The Pauper (It’s not a fairytale but the books included King Lear’s daughter so I feel like I’m free to do this. I just think designing two boys that look identical would be fun)
Mwindo (One of my favourite tales because of how entertainingly OP Mwindo is. I imagine that his son would be equally as OP and like half of the student population is scared of him. But that fear often gets subsided because he’s not that keen on using his powers like his dad was)
Commedia dell’arte (Not a story but kids based on the stock characters could be fun. They probably wouldn’t attend Ever After High since they wouldn’t have actual destinies, they’d attend another high school. I had the idea of Cedar doubling as the Burattino stock character, and it developed into all the stock characters being based on different dolls/toys, ie Pierrot being a rag doll, Pulcinella being a wind-up toy, etc. Really I just want Cedar to have people who could understand her whole ‘Am I even real’ situation better, is that too much to ask?!)
Two miscellaneous additions that don’t actually align to specific stories; a Warrior Girl and a Forest Witch. (The Warrior Girl is the daughter of a warrior tribe leader. My idea for her story is that it’s an ancient epic that is so old it has lost its exact name, having been repeated so many times. Also, her reason for following her destiny is less ‘we have to or we all disappear’ and more ‘I have to so I can prove myself worthy’. Her warrior kingdom’s society is very different from Ever After’s society, which she learnt the hard way. She feels awkward hanging out with the other girls because of cultural differences, and she doesn’t like hanging out with boys because they tend to underestimate her. She was only supposed to attend for Legacy year so that she could sign the Book of Legends because Milton Grimm would not stop bugging her father about it, but she decided to stay after the shit show that happened on Legacy day. I didn’t base the Forest Witch of a specific fairy tale because goddamn it there are too many witches living in the forests in these tales for me to choose just one. In universe she probably has a specific destiny, or a few, I just haven’t chosen it yet. Very closed off from others. Actually lives in the Enchanted Forest with her mother. She also likes archery but how much of her skill is genuine and is magic is up to debate)
The Devil (He appears in a lot of fairytales. The OC is a girl who is clearly the daughter of the devil, but it’s never said so no one actually knows it. Every time someone asks about her destiny she’s like ‘it’s nothing important don’t worry about it :)’)
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mythuzalasheir3 · 2 months ago
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Can you give me a little more context on what Once Upon A Time is about?
What fairytale character do all the Hatchetfield citizens align with?
How closely does your AU follow either of its inspirations/what has it changed?
Once Upon A Time basically starts off with the Evil Queen cursing all the other fairytale characters to live in the miserable real world where the only happy ending is his own (and kind of rumplestiltskin's). The only person who can save the day is Emma Swan, the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming, who was sent through separately so she wouldn't be trapped in the curse. She gets roped into it when the son she gave up for adoption, Henry (who was adopted by Regina/The Evil Queen), seeks her out on her 28th birthday.
It goes off the rails even further each season and they have a really good musical episode in season 6 (Wicked Always Wins and Love Doesn't Stand A Chance my beloveds) If you want to know more, I will ramble in DMs until the cows come home if you want :)))
I've mapped out seven seasons worth of characters, so I'm only going to do the main ones:
Emma and Henry are original characters, that are literally just them with a new coat of paint, called Helen and Sammy, respectively.
Snow White is Pete, and Prince(ss) Charming is Steph. The Evil Queen (King) is Solomon Lauter and Rumplestiltskin is Ted.
I have had to adjust the lore because of this change. Initially, Regina had it out for Snow because young Snow couldn't keep a secret from the Queen of Hearts (Regina's mum) and got Regina's true love killed. However, because Evil King Solomon is related to Charming, not Snow, his vendetta against Pete is to provoke Tedplestiltskin (trademark me, myth) because Ted killed his wife instead of Steph ,as was the original deal.
I have also genderbent a couple of other characters, like Pinocchio is going to be Alice, when she shows up, and Wilbur Cross and Howard Goodman are Maleficent, and Maleficent's kid respectively.
I have simplified the chaos of the Swan-Mills-Nolan-Gold-Cassidy-Jones family tree as best I can by splitting some of the characters' functions in the story up. Like Pete, as Ted's brother, takes on part of the role of Baelfire, Rumple's son, as well as Snow White, and narratively the Darlings in Peter Pan, while I have another original character (the son of Jenny and Andy Kilgore, who will be Captain Hook), to take Bae/Neal's role as Henry's father, and later on, part of Captain Hook.
I am also killing off Solomon early, instead of my Neal OC, and giving Regina's redemption arc to Becky Barnes, who's acting as the Wicked Witch Of The West, because I said so.
And it's just changes that ripple off of these, mainly.
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ourflagmeansgayrights · 1 year ago
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ofmd s2e3 rewatch where i pause to jot down my thoughts and other random shit
squeezing this one in riiiiight before the next two eps drop lol. anyway these posts are about me processing these episodes and if you want to read them then that's cool too. but fair warning this is gonna be a fucking mess.
s2e1, s2e2, s2e3, s2e4, s2e5, s2e6, s2e7, s2e8
show opens on zheng leading a raid and INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH. this might be the first time we've seen a raid where like. the background music is kinda moody. and what's odd is that it has like the same level of comedically over-the-top violence and characters just having a casual conversation as like, the e5 cold open. but there's sad piano and strings doing tremolo in the background. i have no idea what this means.
god. zheng is so fucking hot.
i love olu's "no, no, sorry, bruv." and the FACE HE MAKES AFTER!!! so good
olu's a feminist
ZHENG IS SO FUCKING HOT
~champers?~ stede you are such a dork. i need to pinch ur cheeks.
yeah fuck the english!!
zheng saying "everyone's cracking down on the little guy" makes me wonder if the show is gonna do anything abt how the end of the golden age of piracy was like. a year off. which i only know from reading a few fics where the authors incorporated that into the plot. and there was the one trailer where we see zheng in jackie's bar while stede's giving everyone a speech so yknow what that might be where all this is going. big pirate battle at the end of the season, right?
another thing ive been wondering abt tho is just how much is this show gonna completely fuck with history. because like. is zheng yi sao gonna conquer the fucking caribbean. are we just going completely off the rails re: historical accuracy and inventing entire major historical events?? like crocs and pinocchio and pirates from different historical periods all existing at the same time and in the same place is one thing but if the characters like. overthrow england. then ofmd just straight-up exists in an alternate timeline at that point.
stede "the gentleman pirate kills with kindness" bonnet being so impressed with zheng is so cute to me tho
fhsjkgdhfushl oh my god when zheng snaps her fingers and stede hurries to refill drinks the other captain guy grins and flashes finger guns at stede and this is SO fucking funny to me
zheng being like "noooo it's stupid teehee" tucking her hair behind her ears ALSO very funny to me
whose job was it to make the letter N out of caviar for the title card in this episode bc it looks fantastic. got little serifs and everything
stede taking his towel duties VERY seriously and just. dropping them on zheng's desk for no reason. even olu is like "stede what the fuck are you doing"
obsessed with the running gag of stede being like "i always say that!" and other characters being like "no you fucking dont"
stede having zero impulse control and seeing the abacus and just being like "hey what the hell is this thing" and shaking it around. me too, king.
i wont lie tho part of me wonders if stede like. going overboard with towel duty and messing shit up is on purpose. like is he playing dumb so zheng lets her guard down just in case he needs her to think he's completely helpless?? bc at the end of the episode he does get one over on her and i assume it's partly bc she underestimated him. or am i just reading too much into it lol.
but idk it's weird that olu's like "ok stede zheng is busy" and stede's just like "im gonna shake this thing now teehee"
WAIT ALSO backtracking a bit. why were stede and olu shadowing zheng at the beginning of the episode. i mean olu i get, it's bc she has a crush on him (who can blame her) but what's the in-universe justification for zheng being like "yeah alright white boy u can come too"
stede's gay little run out of the room. GO GET YOUR MAN!!!!
awww the crew all look so sad at how messed up the ship is :( THAT'S THEIR HOME!!!
I KNEW THE GNOSSIENNE NO. 5 WAS GONNA KILL ME WHEN IT SHOWED UP IN S2 BUT THIS WAS TOO FUCKING MUCH. THE WAY IT TRAILS OFF AND WE JUST HEAR THE WIND ECHOING. FUCKINGGGGG CLAWING AT MY EYES
i love that there's knife stuck in the painting guy's dick. stupid gags like that never get old. also if that was izzy it's extra funny like what the fuck did he even do that for
also have we ever actually seen the outside of the door to stede's cabin like this before??? we saw those dutch guys get chased down this hallway but idk about. the door.
the crew is too busy feasting on raw bird like they're extras in a zombie film to hear stede calling for ed. love that.
the two people that the camera focuses on individually are jim and izzy. makes sense bc these are the characters who i think are gonna have the most important shit going on re: the fact that they all tried to kill ed.
stede's painfully awkward smile after "um... hi." i mean honestly tho what the fuck else do you say to walking in on this
oh shit jim was totally about to tell stede what happened tho. and then archie interrupted with "oh shit, you're stede?????"
this must be so fucking funny from archie's perspective tho. must've heard so much abt this guy and now she finally gets to meet the main character of the story she stumbled into about a third of the way through. and he's kinda just some blond guy.
stede sounds so defensive too tho when archie's like "i thought you'd be taller, charismatic, muscly" bc god that's exactly what he thinks he should be. i mean ok stede is charismatic in a very unique way but his whole e1 fantasy of having a beard and being all macho and badass was just putting all his insecurities on blast. and now archie is like "this is the guy blackbeard was so fucked up over?? really????"
shoutout to archie saying "got tired" when theyre all saying ed retired
also why was wee john in this shot. like not even just in the shot he's just sitting RIGHT behind stede listening to the whole thing. he doesn't have a single line.
stede rolling his eyes and ignoring izzy is so good. yes king dont take the bait
oh ok wee john was there so that we can see frenchie go over to him and give him a fist bump in the background while stede walks away to stare off into the distance
eddie on tha beach
piggie!
cave! remember when we were all like "CAVE KISS???? ARE THEY GONNA KISS IN THE CAVE??????" it would be funny if this is it for the cave. just off in the distance for one shot. cant actually tell if this is the cave they were posting pictures of last fall tho and idrc enough to try and figure it out
pig's name is ruthie. ed why did your subconscious name the pig ruthie.
why did ed's subconscious make hornigold tell him "open up for the cargo ship" ed your daddy issues are fucking insane
hornigold fully like rubs ed's chest for a second there. kinda a weird choice there.
"last time i saw you, you said you were gonna flay my skin and feed it back to me" man what is it with these pirates and forced autocannibalism, huh? i think getting flayed would hurt more but skin's probably easier to eat than toes so idk which i'd prefer. no i dont know why im pondering this either
smthng abt how this is ed hallucinating this whole bit where hornigold pinches his nose and force-feeds him soup is so funny to me. it's a metaphor for ed dragging himself kicking and screaming to therapy.
frenchie telling fang to stfu scjgdfchjxgk
fucking incredible line delivery from joel fry through the whole "it's quite hot, im burnin up here! should we go and get some coolin' bevvies?" bit. love it.
uhh line break
also bro auntie is dead-on about the guilt. i dont blame the crew at all for what they did but this + the whole bird-eating sequence bro. they all liked ed. they cared abt him. other than archie, they all knew him as a pretty cool person. like BRO im gonna have to make another post abt this but the trauma of like, someone you liked becoming so suicidal that he puts you in increasingly miserable situations hoping you'll snap and kill him and he keeps escalating it until you have no choice but to kill him for your own safety. but you know he was a funny and chill person before this. and you know he only did this bc he wanted to die. dude this shit is fucking heavy.
anyway cut to jimolu lol
bro what IS going on in towels. i love how stede just passes around towels for smelling. is this something people have done literally ever or is this just so we can have chloroform towels at the end of the episode
sorry i know in the last post i was sort of squinting at the bit where olu forgot how to pronounce china but the was he mispronounces eucalyptus is just so satisfying to hear i cant even be mad abt it
awwwwgh u can tell jim was scared to tell olu abt kissing archie
lmaoooo when jim says "i saw her boobs" olu's head WHIPS around and he's like "oh??" all wide-eyed dbhjgkhdfyjsk
naw im sorry this is cute. this is a cute tealoranges scene. yes it's jim telling olu abt how they hooked up with someone else but bro i LOVE relationships with this kind of comfortable discussion abt sex and abt relationships in general. i mean there's a lot more for them to talk about still but in a worse show this wouldve been a whole screaming match. instead we got jim saying "you're kinda the best friend i tell everything to" and joking about boobs and UGH. it's so cute!!!!
it's also so fucking funny tho. "i saw her boobs" "oh?? okay, nice" "both of them" "nope, too much" WHY IS THAT WHERE HE DRAWS THE LINE HFKHSGJKFKKJFHK
also when did jim see archie's boobs tho. like ok realistically they've seen each other in varying stages of undress just bc it's not that big of a ship and there's only so much privacy. but the funnier answer is that after ed kicked them out of the secret room and a few minutes later a gunshot went off (who did the rest of the crew think pulled the trigger, i wonder) and they think izzy's dead probably. and then jim and archie decided this was a good time to hook up.
wait i forgot abt the nebulous amount of time between the mutiny and stede walking in on them all eating a dead bird. who fucking knows how much time that was tho. but they could've hooked up then i guess
GNOSSIENNE NO. 5 PART 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO. IM SOBBING.
the song gets to play out more in this scene and ohhhh baby i missed this piano piece. also stede looks more annoyed than upset. he's just casually yoinking things out of the wall. and then he sees the ones on the ceiling and is like "really, ed?"
i think i said this in the tags of a gifset but izzy says "don't cry, bonnet" when stede's back is to him and i just think it's funny bc stede literally wasnt crying. he just looked kinda pissed off. izzy continues to not understand ed or stede even a little bit.
also i love how the music changes by just playing a minor chord and then there's like a spooky echo and then. no more background music.
i just realized izzy's crutch is literally just a mop he's holding upside down. this is funny to me for some reason
"he was a wild dog and we dealt with him like one" izzy hands racism moments
why does izzy even lie about this. why does he say "no i could never do that" when literally he did. he looked right at ed's face as jim hit it with a fucking cannonball. like. what fucking purpose does lying about this even serve. in what way does that benefit izzy. idgi
also ive heard that apparently ppl think he did this to spare stede or something but 1. why would he not want to specifically torture stede as much as possible 2. this is literally not sparing stede bc stede would spend the rest of his life scouring the entire caribbean hoping to find the island where they dropped ed.
RANDOM fucking idea tho but what if they did maroon him but it was on the island from 1x02. that wouldve been great for ed probably. get therapy from the old guy. have some coconut rum drink. chill out. oh well instead they shoved ed into a secret closet and left him there to die from a traumatic head injury.
hornigold calling ed "bro" was such a dead giveaway for me that this was a dream sequence or whatever. like from trailers and stuff i had already figured that this guy was hornigold and that he was probably a ghost or something but i think i mightve been questioning it a little bit at this point. but yeah anyway ed says "bro" and while obviously we dont know exactly what hornigold was like, he didnt sound like the kind of guy to say "bro"
i do love how hornigold's like "you worried you're insane?" and ed's just like "yeah a little bit!"
hornighost: you gotta move on or blow your brains out. or... we can make some soup. ed: yeah let's do soup.
wait stede told zheng that they marooned ed. and then zheng is like "well it's at least mutiny-adjacent" like no im pretty sure that's literally just a regular mutiny
bro rubio qian is so good at making faces
i love how ed's like "you ever thought about selling these shoes?" like who the fuck is hornigold going to sell them to. where does ed think they are.
OUGH RETURN OF ED'S HAIR ALL UP IN A BUN!!!!
ough... return of ed's trauma :(
ughughghuhguhughughgffffff every time i hear ed's voice in the bathtub scene i want to cryyyyy SOMEONE HUG THIS MAN I SWEAR TO GOD
also hornigold's mouth definitely moves in this shot where ed climbs off his body lol
hnnng... ed arm
oughuhgu and a strand of the wig came out of the bun WHY IS HE SO PRETTYYYYYYYYY
i cant believe for months i had my fingers crossed for the "person A thinks person B is dead" trope with ed hearing about the fuckery but instead i got it THE OTHER WAY AROUND. AAAAAAAAAAAHH
yo is hornigold wearing like. a flag. idk why i just noticed this but there's like a giant metal rung with rope tied through it holding his whole robe-ish situation together. is that a flag
very random thought but i love how tv shows just cut back and forth btwn plots and one plot might basically be one conversation but every time we cut back theyre in a different setting and we dont see how they got there. like the cut from stede walking in on the crew eating a bird to all of them back on zheng's ship eating soup. and now we went from ed yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" at hornighost's hut and now they're on a beach talking abt what the fuck is going on. why did they go there. who knows. doesnt matter.
ed is so fucking stressed abt being in the gravy basket. poor man is nervously playing with the big stick and trying so hard not to lose his cool.
damn he threw that stick really far tho. good arm.
im sorry but it's SO fucking funny how zheng is trying to seduce olu in this scene and she's like "whats the status of your boatmance is it... ongoing?" *unsheathes sword* like girl that's not seduction that's a full-on threat. i mean it's still hot dgmw but it's unclear what exactly you're going for here
YES STEDEY-BOY
loving the jaunty little escape music
archie and jim holding haaands
stede: you always say you have perfect aim black pete: ive never said that roach: you always say that lucius, throwing his beloved boyfriend under the bus: you said it today
buttons is so fucking loud fhjkhgyejkthfjkhg. ngl i relate tho
obsessed with the noise button makes when he slides across to the Revenge
and they use tea towels to slide over!! god stede really made the most out of his time in towels
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LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE how olu is the one sitting on the desk with his legs dangling and kicking during this makeout session
also obsessed with how theoretically olu could've seduced zheng out of killing the crew and it's possible that none of this was necessary
wait i literally just realized that they stole the wheel not just so that zheng couldn't follow them but bc the Revenge didnt have one lol
ugh ed's tits look so good what the hell
ed in his head instantly associates the phrase "calico jack" with someone going "WHOOHOO" at the top of their lungs
oughu FUCK i did not fucking realize this but ed is taking hornigold's presence here as confirmation that he's not loveable. earlier hornighost said "you're afraid you're unlovable" but then when he's on the cliff and he's like "you brought me here because you hate yourself" ed is like "im not loveable." ohhhhhh fuck
and then hornigold is like "and you're afraid to do anything about it. but im not" and then throws the rock off the cliff. this is the shittiest part of ed's brain calling him a pussy for not killing himself and telling him he deserves to die. fuuuuuuuuck me.
oh boy okay. ed got yanked off the cliff. stede is heading into the secret room. idk if i even have anything to say about the mermaid sequence like i cant believe this shit is real. fuck. this is a fever dream. they really just... wrote this. filmed it. put rhys darby in a fish tail. FUCK
ok the two things i have to say about this. first: the fucking flashback montage in this sequence makes me stop breathing like every single fucking time. secondly: when theyre face-to-face in ed's mermaid fantasy there's a split second where ed sort of jolts forward a tiny tiny tiny half of an inch. and i have no idea if it's intentional. but it makes me think of how in the "you wear fine things well" scene ed TOTALLY STEPS IN THINKING STEDE'S ABOUT TO KISS HIM.
WRITTEN BY ALYSSA LANE AND ALEX SHERMAN. SHOUTOUT TO THOSE GUYS.
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A few thoughts and questions about Chiara and Evangeline (maybe these thoughts will somehow help you develop and reveal these girls in the future): 1) While I was doing aesthetics for these two, I noticed that Evangeline's palette is warmer and more earthy (by "more earthy" I mean that her aesthetic is more like that of a human girl than that of a star girl), while Chiara's palette is colder and more magical. This gives me the idea that the sisters embody a classic couple (not in a romantic sense!) Suns and Moons (Evangeline is the Sun, Chiara is the Moon). 2) Can Chiara change skin color? This would explain the reason why she looks different in Kingdom of Wishes than in Pinocchio (as far as I remember, you yourself said that Chiara is the Blue Fairy). Or is it a reference to the Disney remake of Pinocchio? 3) Has Chiara ever been jealous of Evangeline? After all, the youngest daughter of Asha and Aster had her advantages, being a human: she does not need to fulfill a thousand wishes every night, and even more so she will not live for a billion years. Besides, Evangeline can spend more time with her parents, because she is a human, not a star. 4) I am haunted by Aster's phrase from the rewritten song "Knowing What We Know Now", namely: "The sky and land now shall unite to fight". If we forget about the events in which this line was used (namely, when the heroes went to battle against the king and queen) and imagine the line in a romantic sense, then the Asha/Aster pair just represent the union of heaven and earth (Prince of Heaven (Aster) + Princess of the Earth (Asha) in Disney style). And Chiara and Evangeline, as the fruits of their love, also represent heaven and earth, since one girl is a star, and the other is a human. That's all for me, I just needed to express my thoughts that have been visiting me for the last few days. English is not my native language and I sometimes used a translator while I was writing this text. I hope you have understood everything that I wanted to tell you. If you answer, then answer each question point by point, please.
P.S. Do not forget to check out my aesthetics for the star sisters (I do not know what to call their sister duo), please. I hope you have understood all my thoughts and questions correctly.
It's a really nice contrast between the two that really does help them stand out design wise. I do see them as one being more warm and "earthy" while the other is cooler and ethereal, which is also a nice nix between Asha and Aster, which makes sense since they're their parents. I really love how you've captured their vibes through these images!
Like all wishing stars, she can change her whole appearance whenever she comes to earth, so there's not exactly a definitive look for her, she just appears however she likes, but when visiting her family she does look more like Asha
You got that perfectly, yeah if I got to write a story with them I'd like to focus on that. How Chiara seems to have a perfect life as a wishing star but Evangeline doesn't see she has her own struggles, like having to grant so many wishes and also being immortal, it would be a dynamic like Mirabel and Isabella, with Evangeline learning to see things from a different point of view
That's a beautiful thought. It reminds me of that line from The Little Mermaid 2 when Ariel says Melody is daughter of sea and land (or something like that) which just fits the context perfectly.
I've loved your thoughts and your aesthetics! Sorry I take so long to reply, but I really appreciate it!
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prongsmydeer · 1 year ago
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Ayesha Liveblogs Shrek 3 and 4
The wild gendered expectations they have on Pinocchio to hate dinner theatre LMAO
"I am the rightful King of Far Far Away." On what grounds, Prince Charming?
Why does Shrek have to do all the knighting and christening of boats when Fiona is the royal heir? Even in Shrek we cannot escape the misogyny of inheritance laws
"Imagine an Ogre baby. They extra cry, and they extra poop." This is unfortunate foreshadowing for how many babies they're gonna have
"I am proud to call you my Frog-King Dad-in-Law." Ghkjhgkjhg Shrek is as preoccupied with Harold being a frog as Harold was with him being an Ogre
"You and Fiona are next in line for the throne." Again, I feel like Fiona has this whole like, princess her whole life thing going for her. Why does Shrek need to be ruling in any way
NOT KING HAROLD BEING SENT TO REST IN YE OLDE FOOT LOCKER BOX:
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Why has Doris been thrown out of the bar!! Who is Mabel!!
"And you, Frumpypigskin." "Rumplestiltskin." "Where's that firstborn you were promised?" I think this is supposed to be foreshadowing for the next Shrek movie
"How does it happen?" said Donkey, as if he did not have at least five children (six if we count the missing baby, whose name is apparently Éclair)
"My stomach aches and my palm just got sweaty. Must be a high school." Relatable. Also the implication that Shrek went to high school. Was it an Ogre high school or a general high school for fairytale creatures
"My friend Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly. And she thought perchance you would ask her to the homecoming dance." Tiffany confirming that the Shrekfucker community is alive and well
Not Arthur Pendragon being bullied by the nerds omg
Fgjkhkghkgjh Guin being repulsed by Arthur. Rough
I guess we know where Doris is!! At Fiona's baby shower
"I got you the biggest one, because I love you the most." HAHAHAHA not Snow White giving Fiona a PERSON as a present
HAHAHAHAHA I love Pinnochio double negativing Charming into confusion
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"He'll never fall for your tricks!" [Nose grows] Pinocchio knows Shrek is very gullible
Most of Shrek's problems are related to just being too strong to handle his own body
How long does Shrek think he can hide the fact there are other heirs to the throne. Does he think if he waits til they're in Far Far Away, Artie won't turn back?
"Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate to me." This movie strongly feels like it was written by the parent of a teenager LMAO
"Please leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex." Me trying to talk to my parents
"My dad wasn't really the fatherly type either." 1) The plot of this movie is simply Daddy Issues: Shrek Edition and 2) Are we finally going to find out where some of the other Ogres are?
I guess we have taken until the third movie to confirm that some, if not most, Ogres, are pro-eating each other, at least. Shrek's father said, I put you in this world, I can take you out
"People used to think I was a monster. And for a long time, I believed them. But after a while, you learn to ignore the names that people call you, and you just trust who you are." SOMETHING SOMETHING METAPHORS FOR OPPRESSION SOMETHING SOMETHING MY HEART
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"That Charming makes me hotter than July." Why did Rapunzel say 'ew,' isn't she the one that Charming calls Kitten Whiskers lmao
Update from 30 seconds later: I got an immediate answer to this question in the form of Rapunzel betraying them
Also: Is the topiary supposed to be Lillian or is the implication Charming's first act in this coup was to replace the garden sculptures jkhgkjhg. I've been thinking it for a while but Lillian and Charming really do have the same hair and general face shape:
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"Shrek will be back soon, and you'll be sorry." Fiona why do you need Shrek, you can take out a band of ten Merry Men by yourself!! Are you hesitant to fight because you're pregnant? This movie should really be about Fiona and not Shrek
"Get yourself back to Worcestershire, kid." Bold of them to choose this name for Artie's hometown hahahah
HAHAHAHA Artie defeats Merlin's magical insecurities by having a tantrum
Efhjkfhkfjh the implication that Donkey has been suppressing his inner heehaw for two whole movies. Poor Puss in Boots
"He's a star, people! Hello? I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek." Artie's best quality as a leader is his ability to think on his feet
"I wasn't right for the job. I just needed some fool to replace me." IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT THE ROYAL HEIR OF FAR FAR AWAY SHREK, FIONA IS! IT'S HER THRONE AND HER DECISION, U DINK
Shout-out to Cinderella's slowly dwindling mental health, she's got some of the most labour-intense and psychologically difficult backstory kghkhjg
Oh hell yeah Julie Andrews as Mama Lillian showing where Fiona got her fighting skills
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"Okay girls, from here on out, we're gonna take care of business ourselves." AS THEY SHOULD!
HAHAHAHAH Snow White's singing scene is all I remember from this movie. Get 'em girls!!!
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Cinderella throwing her glass shoe, Sleeping Beauty tripping them with her narcolepsy, Doris tripping the men up with her leg that didn't fit into the shoe. I love that the mechanisms of their fighting are the same as their confines in the story
"Shrek only said those things to protect you." And because they were true! He was also dishonest with Arthur lmao
Awwww the Shrek fan club in the audience. He really is a beloved by the people, in his way
"If you don't mind, could you kill me, and then sing?" Charming really should've put a muzzle on Shrek if he wanted him to be a silent participant in this play
Shrek's strongest asset by far is the community of people he and Fiona have built (the fairy tale creatures, the princesses, Doris, the dragon, the citizens of Far Far Away)
"Don't you ever wish you could be something else [other than a villain]?" Arthur yet again comes through with his gift of gab
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"What Steve's trying to say is it's hard to come by honest work when the whole world's against you." Steve and Ed the Evil Trees raise very point
"I grow daffodils, and they're beautiful." Love this for Captain Hook
"It's yours if you want, you know. But this time it's your choice." WHY IS IT NOT FIONA'S CHOICE!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT THE PRINCE, SHREK!!!!
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You know, if the only remaining complication of switching bodies is losing your tail for a bit, that's not the worst
"I think the kid's going to be a great king." "Well, for what it's worth, you would have too." SO WOULD YOU, FIONA, AS HEIR TO THIS KINGDOM!!!! Raised as a princess!! The plot of this movie is so bizarre
I love how much Lillian loves her weird little family. No Judgement Mum
Tag yourself, I'm the "Where's the Baby" Dwarf kjghjghjh
Well, even if it's not something Fiona specifically identified as wanting for herself instead of ruling, I'm happy they get to have their happy little family in the swamp and a nap
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Onto: Shrek 4
I will not lie to you, I am mostly watching the fourth Shrek because I went to Shrek trivia and we missed a bunch of questions related to the fourth movie LOL
Why does the animation look so funky in this one? It's giving a bit of Monster by Mistake/direct-to-video sequel
How are Shrek's babies old enough to speak but Donkey's still look the same even though they're at least 9 months older?
Is the plot of this, much like the second Incredibles movie, 'I can't believe that I, a father, have to parent'
I know people have been committing Ogre Microaggressions all day and that he wasn't the first to destroy the cake (Donkey licked and the Pigs ate the first one) but what kind of a father destroys his own children's birthday cake. Get some therapy, Shrek
"I wouldn't expect you to understand, it's not like you're a real Ogre. You spent half your life in a palace." "And the other half locked away in a tower." 1) What a thing to say to someone who became an ogre permanently FOR YOU, and 2) She got a point there, Shrek
"You have three beautiful children, a wife who loves you, friends who adore you. You have everything." Shrek said: God Fiona, have you ever heard of an introvert
Lmao @ this movie retconning the fact that Shrek and Rumplestiltskin have already encountered each other when Arthur took the throne
Shrek representing the very real experience of not reading the terms and conditions every time you sign off:
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"It's me, Shrek, your best friend." After four movies Shrek finally admits that Donkey is his best friend hahaha
Gingey being in a cookie fighting league jkhfkfh on brand for him
Why is there such a large proportion of witches in Rumpelstiltskin's palace hahaha, I get that there were more than a few, but Rumpelstiltskin seems to hang with witches exclusively?
"I ended Fiona's curse." Technically yes, but did u really Shrek? You just ended the switcheroo to her original human form, not the resultant transformation
I gotta say, the soundtrack moments in this film are so far a lot weaker, BUT I do love Shrek rescuing Donkey, His Best Friend Who Doesn't Know Him, and covering his eyes as they go through the roof:
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As if to challenge me on that last point, they had Shrek sing an off-key rendition of "You've Got a Friend," which was delightful
Donkey looks particularly off in this movie and I've just realized it's because of the texture of his fur. It was smooth and growing in a similar direction for three movies, and now it's super coarse and messy
"You should never sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin." Not Donkey having more common sense than Shrek HAHA
"You gonna have to take me to dinner first." I will take this as Donkey coming out as bisexual
"Fate has delivered us a comrade-in arms and for that we are thankful." The implication that Ogres do have a society and Shrek just chooses to never interact with them bc HIS FAMILY is the only one who loves terrorizing is VERY FUNNY
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I love how Shrek also seems to be one of the smallest Ogres. Little man
I thought the idea of Fiona staying an Ogre was for her to subvert the beauty standard (which like, another conversation, 'cause she looks fine as an ogre) but they had to make a point of her being a sexy warrior ogre HAHA:
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(I can see why this film didn't do that well with audiences)
Why is Fiona the ONLY female ogre? Where are the women!!
"Well, I see who wears the chainmail in your family," said Donkey, both correct about Fiona's fighting prowess and unaware that his wife is a Dragon ten times his size
Took me a sec to realize why the water would be threatening to the witches kjhgjghjgh (not poison, just dealing with Dorthy Dousing Disease)
OHHH Cookie is an Ogre who loves cooking, I had wondered about that in the Shrek trivia
"Shrek, do my babies have hooves or talons?" Donkey is SO excited to be a father!! I love that for him
Lmao @ them suggesting Shrek stresses Puss into being physically fit with the fights he causes
"[Candy]'d work on me." I guess there is another woman Ogre, but not with a scanty outfit! Only Fiona gets Ogregectification
I do love the falling in love while sparring. Couples MMA league:
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I love that Puss in Boots is immediately Team Shrek/Fiona
"You are a catastrophe." "And you, are re-donkulous." [Shared laughter] Hahaha I like that the only obstacle in Puss and Donkey's friendship was they needed to meet sooner to avoid the competition for Shrek's attention
"I can't believe I let this happen, and it's all because of you." In fairness to Shrek, no one could see inside the carriage
They spent the entire animation budget on this frame of Puss in Boots:
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I do like them subverting the expectation that just a kiss would solve their problems when love is what they need
"Then where were you, when I needed you?" Thinking of ways to become an absentee father
"Please stay tuned for a message from our tyrannical dictator." I wish all political announcements were this honest
There is something fun about the circling back to Shrek 1 Mob
"If your life was so perfect, why'd you sign it all away to Rumpelstiltskin in the first place?" "Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone, alright?!" Fiona even reminded you! Get some therapy Shrek
"What are you talking 'bout, cracker?" I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY GOT AWAY WITH PUTTING THIS IN A CHILDREN'S MOVIE (point of clarification: It was said to the Gingerbread Man)
DID PUSS IN BOOTS JUST KILL GINGEY???? AH?????
"I'm just a frightened old man." "Don't listen to him, these Ogres are crafty." "That is your father painted green." Pinocchio finally gets his revenge on his dad for selling him to the Duloc Guards hahahaha
Shrek giving up his freedom to save the other Ogres 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Nobody's smart but me," said Rumpelstiltskin, while leaving the only two people who could break his spell together to fall in love:
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HAHAHAHAA how could they have Trojan Horse'd Rumpelstiltskin SO QUICKLY after being freed?? It is the SAME NIGHT, 2 MOVIE MINUTES LATER:
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"I'll call you! We're in love." If there's one thing Donkey is willing to do, it's commit to the bit
I love that the way they keep Dragon at bay is both a callback to the first movie and a callback to the phrase Fiona has tied knots with throughout the movie. A rare moment of good writing it in this funny little movie
I guess in lieu of Shrek's other friends knowing him, it's an Ogre-only revolution
"Looks like we're having curly-toed weirdo for breakfast." So ogres eat ogres AND people. Four movies for someone to confirm it explicitly!!
"You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with all over again." A very sweet reflection about a problem Shrek caused himself
Lillian is genuinely so accepting of her bizarre family 💞 She doesn't care if she married a frog or if her grandkids are ogres
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I can't believe they saved two of the best soundtrack songs and this fun character montage of moments throughout the series for the end credits!
Overall, I would say I prefer the first three Shrek movies (and especially the first two) but if they put out another one, I would probably watch it LOL
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thelediz · 8 months ago
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Sonic Underground episode 24: Mummy Dearest
I’m watching Sonic Underground in search of inspiration to finish a fic I’ve been writing forever. It’s a sad state of affairs. See the recap of the first three episodes here, if you're interested!
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The plot (for want of a better word): One of Sonic’s ancestors was a prophet that predicted the rise and fall of Robotnik! Can the Sonic Underground find the scroll of prophecy and find out how to defeat Robotnik?
Is anyone getting the feeling someone in the writer’s room went to the middle east in this period of the series, or is it just me?
We begin with Sonia showing the boys a toy Cyrus gave her, called an ‘Intelliputer’ and after the whole zombie virus thing Cyrus cooked up last time I am immediately anxious.
It’s a surveillance laptop, basically, with very limited capabilities. Robotnik’s talking about some kind of expedition and finding Aleena, but walks out of frame before they can get actual details. HOWEVER
Also in the control room is an old book with a symbol on it that Sonia recognises as the Royal Hedgehog Crest. So apparently they need the book.
To do this, Sonic brings another new toy from Cyrus: very light SWATbot disguises. They use them to sneak into Robotnik’s headquarters and with toys like this I really have to wonder how the Resistance hasn’t just snuck in and shanked Robotnik in his sleep, I really do.
I know that’s not how kids shows work, don’t @ me.
They get in and would get the book easy does it, except Robotnik himself shows up halfway through the heist and even then, Sonic’s smooth talking (inside a robot disguise) would get them out except that Manic trips and breaks his disguise.
I question Cyrus’s engineering that it broke that easily.
Sonic just BARELY gets them out before the place goes into lockdown. This moment almost has tension to it!
Anyway, the book shows them the scroll of ‘Amun-Rappi’, which is… just… yep. Yep.
Okay, so let’s pause for a second to tell you why this plot point has always made me sigh a lot. Amun-Rappi is an ancestor to the royal family, and a prophet. To the point that he supposedly wrote out a step-by-step guide about how to overthrow Robotnik. They take him very seriously. AND YET no one saw Robotnik coming. No one has followed these steps. And this whole episode will ultimately have no plot relevance. In addition, Amun-Rappi is some weird… like, he looks like a fictionalised pharaoh, but in universe he is treated more like Cassandra of Greek myth. Which is, you know, whatever. The whole Mobius thing is a weird mish-mash of Roman globalisation nonsense so we deal. It’s just… I give SO MANY SIDE-EYES to the royal family for letting Robotnik into the kingdom with this in their history. This episode has stuck with me to the point that it’s kind of how I built up the entire Hedgehog royal family lineage from this one guy as a priest to the not!Egyptian King, whose descendents immigrated to the central kingdom before the Mobian wars that were mentioned in a past episode, but that IS SO MUCH HEADCANON NONSENSE and if I don’t do it, it just makes things messy.
THIS SERIES IS A MESS.
Anyway.
…Sonic is using Manic’s voice this time. Cool. Jaleel, I really think we need to re-record – no, no, you’re right, timing, move on.
The van (including the Sonic Underground) gets eaten by a Dune Worm. Robotnik and Sleet celebrate, while Dingo mourns Sonia. The audience is less concerned, because anyone who saw Pinocchio knows how this goes.
Sonia, who is the one carrying the braincell this episode, decides the best way out of this situation is to force the sandworm’s mouth open a bit (what) to let sand in (WHAT) until it surfaces (…kay) and spits the sand and them out (…uh huh). I mean, there’s logic to it. Not sure it’s my kind of logic, but we roll.
It lets them out in front of the pyramid and… as someone who replayed Assassin’s Creed Odyssey last year, I gotta say… this black, vaguely metallic pyramid… Issu artefact much?
Anyway. They get in through the secret entrance marked by the Royal H (the Hedgehog Crest. Yes, they call it the Royal H), only to immediately get frozen by magic by a… vaguely Jafar looking guy, who is there to protect Amun-Rappi's tomb.
But he recognises the royal hedgehog medallions, so apparently the necklaces have been things in the royal (which Amun-Rappi is not otherwise implied to be, yet) family for centuries.
Sleet and Dingo have been muddling through the other entrances, but catch up just as the guardian is showing the triplets to the main chamber. Remarkably, Sleet actually catches them with some sticky… stuff. But it’s for nothing, because Sonic ultimately breaks free with a superspin and takes the sticky gun thingy off them. The only thing this actually does is let the triplets know a SWATbot patrol is coming after them, so they have to take a shortcut to the burial chamber through two ‘chambers of death’. As you do.
So called, I guess, because there’s no way to disarm the traps without someone risking certain death first, I guess. But that’s what Sonic’s whole deal is, so he overcomes fire and water with only a few jokes and singeing and all is well.
Amun-Rappi was buried in splendour and with guardian souls but with very few treasures, gotta say. But said guardian souls take one look at Sonic, who is the spitting image of his ancestor, and back off. I dunno, I guess they needed to fill twenty additional seconds of the episode or something.
Amun-Rappi appears as a ghost, and demands a song in payment for the scroll, because of course he does.
THE SONG: We are Sonic Underground. Some… weird 90s rap thing that is directly referencing the plot for once and we just… yep. It is what it is.
Amun-Rappi curses Robotnik’s forces with his ‘Curse of Immobility’ while the triplets get away with his scroll of prophecy. But it’s all for nothing, because as soon as they remove it from the glass casing, it falls apart, as parchment is wont to do.
So that was an episode. I make way too much of it for world building purposes. I really shouldn’t, but egh.
Come back tomorrow if you’re interested?
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ficandkaboodle · 2 months ago
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May I Offer You Some Funny or Interesting Channels/Podcasts in This…Time?
Dear God, I hope I don’t flub this. It feels like every time I make one of these, one person on it messes up. But so far, they’ve been going strong so let’s try!
My Dad Wrote a Porno (podcast): You read that right: His dad wrote a porno (well, literotica), the "he" here being Jamie Morton. More unfortunately, it's really bad literotica. Come join Jamie as he drags his friends Alice and James along on the whirlwinding sexcapades of Belinda Blumenthal as she takes the cut-throat world of pots and pans sales by storm -- and by suck!
What Went Wrong (podcast): Honestly, it's a miracle any movie gets made. Seriously, you'd be surprised just how much can go wrong. From slashed budgets to nightmare actors to actors developing UTIs before filming, Chris and Lizzie are here to clue you in on just how insane the productions behind your favorite movies can get.
Cult Podcast (podcast): Disclaimer: This is hosted by two comedians, so their humor may not be for everyone. That, and sometimes the subjects they cover are downers. Shocking but you'd be surprised by just how many actually aren't as depressing as you'd think. At any rate! Hosts Paige and Armando are here to give you the bizarre and sometimes downright mortifying histories of cults -- both the religious/spiritual kind, and of personality.
TruGreen7's "4 Artists Fakemon" Series (Youtube): Exactly as it says on the tin! Fakemon artist TruGreen7 invites 4 different artists to come collab on his channel. Every video has a unique prompt each collaborator is expected to regard when designing their Fakemon and as a result of the different styles and interpretations coming together, you wind up with some awesome and totally sick designs! (Check out his other vids, too, also.)
Classics Explained (Youtube): Oh no, my very blatant love of learning is showing!! Classical songs, movements, etc are broken down against a backdrop of comedic animation. We learn about the composer, the history behind the work being focused on, and the symbolism used in the instrumentation and what story they are trying to convey. It's a neat way to simplify something so complex, and can make classical music less intimidating. Think No Fear Shakespeare, but for music.
Kennie JD (Youtube): Beautiful, intelligent, and funny as hell. Join Kendall as her home skillet biscuit for just about any video of hers, but especially for Bad Movies and a Beat, the series where she reviews bad movies while putting her makeup on. However, she also reviews shows like The Ultimatum and Love is Blind, so if you want the rundown on those shows but never really wanted to actually watch them, there ya go.
Dollightful (Youtube): Need to look at something bright, colorful, and cute? Check out Dollightful! She makes cute custom dolls whose themes range anywhere from drinks to Halloween to Christmas to just plain cute!
Razzle (Youtube): Three (sometimes four or five) guys get sauced while watching and reacting to movies like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, live-action TMNT, and the bad Pinocchio movie (no, not the Disney one). I laugh way too hard at these guys, I can't watch them in public anymore because people might think I'm insane.
Mugiwara no Goofy (Youtube): So...I am technically trying to get through One Piece. But. I have cheated a bit on spoilers. And it's frankly thanks to this guy. He does other stuff but what he's best known for is taking an arc or a turning-point episode of One Piece and breaking down how actually fucking insane this shit is by putting it through the point of view of somebody who isn't a Strawhat or Strawhat-affiliated. Usually either the person who Luffy is about to beat the living shit out of, or some bystander who has a name but not the understanding of what kind of show they're in.
Squirrel Tactics (Youtube): Love King of the Hill? Well so does this Texan squirrel! So much so, in fact, that he learned how to speak, master technology and reading, and now makes Youtube videos breaking down characters and episodes from that beloved classic.
SuperRaeDizzle (Youtube): This Youtuber takes one for the team and purchases all sorts of art products -- many of which I've never heard of or could never dream of affording -- and reviews them! Sometimes we're talking something as simple as a discontinued Crayola, other times we're talking about a paint they can no longer make because it's toxic. And then, at the end of the video, she makes a piece of art using all the products reviewed!
Something Wicked (Youtube): Another thing I love to watch is model-building channels. And no, I don't necessarily mean, like, Gundam (though those are also cool). I mean, people making clay figures and models using only their skills and handy products. Something Wicked only just started a year ago and Barry only has about five videos so far but if you check them out, you'll see why: Each figure is made with such incredible detail, it's astounding. Plus, every creature is based off of an illustration provided by an old manuscript or text! So this means we currently have an alchemical creature; a kappa (with three buttholes!); and a devil with an ass on his face!
Studson Studio (Youtube): A more model-building channel, only Studson uses trash and trinkets to create replicas of La Casita, Howl's castle (all forms), and much, much more. Like a train with Shrek's face on it. Come for the building, stay for his deadpan delivery. Maybe if tyou stick around long enough, you'll catch a glimpse of the legendary Centipede Horse . . .
North of the Border (Youtube): Another figure-builder, Adam likes to make tiny, nerdy things. Unfortunately, these tiny, nerdy things also happen to be quite cursed. Not all of the time but enough of the time. It's a hoot.
I think this could do for now . . . Tell me about your recommendations!
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sparkystar26888 · 2 years ago
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I laughed so much at this episode. It was just so silly. The potatoes. The hot dogs. The shambles marriage. Bon appétit
Pinocchio is such a child and that throw away line of “I’ve only been alive for four years” really hit. I forget how young he is because of his maturity (whatever semblance of it there is) so hearing that was like a full stop moment for me.
Also!! The Snow White and Little Mermaid appearances?? I LOVED the drawings they had, particularly for Snow White. I personally love those versions of the stories and I could devour their portrayal every day. Also Belle as the Beast?? I have a few theories all of which I am excited about.
Candlewick was just so sad dude. Like yeah I did laugh at the interactions and shit but the whole premise is just so sad and sobering. He deserved better, and the gang tried to get that for him.
also is it just me or is the mer king kinda….
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fairestmusesofthemall · 2 months ago
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Respond to the following prompts out of character, then tag others you'd like to get to know a little bit better.
K...! :D Roleplayer Name: Fiery. Or Jamie. Some friends in high school used to call me Cheese. Also Queso. You have FOUR choices there.
Pronouns: I refer to myself as she/her but I'll respond to any pronouns so don't worry if you go "Oh god what's Fiery's pronouns again?" Yeah you're fine.
Muse Name(s): Okay so let's start with the solo blogs. We got Doc at @leaderintitleonly, we got the Blue Fairy at @wxshxngstxr, we got (sadly inactive rn) Ursula at @saintlyseavvitch, and soon to pop out of seasonal isolation @mrtxnbxlcw with Snow Miser. Characters on this blog right here? Well buckle up, buckaroo! I have mostly Disney muses! I play Charlotte La Bouff. That's Lottie to her friends. I play Pinocchio. I play Pleakley. I play Sneezy. I play Yzma. I play Merryweather. I play Judge Doom. I also sometimes very rarely, but by request, do play Snow White. I have some muses from video games! I have the one, the only, Rambley the Raccoon and he likes trains. I have Miles Edgeworth and he has the updated autopsy report. I have Ashe from a very niche game called Witch's Heart and he's a LITTLE stabby. I have Leshy from Inscryption and yeah I have to specify because there's a lot of Leshy (Leshies? Leshys?) running around from a lot of different games these days. I also play very rarely but please do ask, King of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy. And then there's my other canon muses which don't fit into anything else. That's Big Bird and Sassapis. I've also got OCs. Ehhh. Need to know basis.
Preferred Communication: DMs. Chat. I am...very slow. I am usually dealing with my symptoms so don't think that me disappearing has anything to do with you. I'm just VERY sick and usually dealing with some kind of drama at the same time. I do give out my Discord but... Listen. I got stalked. As a child. I don't really give out personal ways to contact me unless you ask so I can limit that info going out.
Experience: Oooh through AIM and Neopets. And GaiaOnline. Shout out to that one Snow White rp where we had the Doc-character just collecting stray orphans. I was Dopey in that one. :)
Preferred Roleplay Type: Everything. Give me everything. I like crack and sniping at each other but I equally love whump, romance, and just everything. And plotted events are fun, too.
Pet Peeves/Dealbreakers: I had about three paragraphs here but the tl;dr is don't be weird about villains. Please don't be weird. It's so uncomfortable. It puts me off from writing villains. I will put them all away and hide them forever because people get so weird about them. I just wanna do bad things and have complex feelings. And you know, not be told really weird stuff.
Best Time to Write: It's evening but hey, sometimes I wake up early and you'll see me on. So don't set a clock around me if you're trying to catch me.
Are you like your muse?: Too many muses to think about here and if I'm like them. I can be very nice and sweet but then I go to rabid, screaming Jersey accent in five seconds. Just ask my fiancé. So uh no, not so far. I guess I'll have to run a poll on which character I'm most like at some point. But if we franken character a bit from everyone, I'd say yes. Also if only I was able to be that good of a DM like Leshy. Without the camera thing, booooo you don't make friends that way.
Tagged by: @lcafman (GOSH ELLIE YOU CAN'T JUST TAG PEOPLE /bad mean girls joke doesn't work did it anyway) Tagging: Everyone's...been tagged. At least that I've been able to see since I've been sick and inactive. So um. I'm tagging you, person who reads this. You do it. And tag me back. :D
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hannahhook7744 · 1 year ago
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has isle representative hannah met Alice x Pinocchio ?
Yes she has.
I'm gonna level with ya, Beast has sent basically everyone who can be considered a hero to talk to Hannah in the hopes of getting her to change her decision.
It's only made her angrier each time. Especially since she hasn't heard from Ben at all.
Alice and Pinocchio are the most recent ones.
Their meeting when a little something like this:
Hannah, not even looking up from what she's doing: Get out.
Alice: But we haven't even said anything yet-
Hannah: Don't care. Out.
Pinocchio: Can't you just hear us out?
Hannah: Can't you just relent?
Alice: We can't make that-
Hannah: What does King Ben think?
Alice: What-
Hannah: Because Ben has been King for THREE MONTHS now and I haven't heard a WORD from HIM.
Pinocchio, nervous all of the sudden: Well-
Hannah: You know what? No.
Alice: Huh?
Hannah: No. I am not speaking to you or anyone else on his behalf!
Pinocchio: The king is very busy-
Hannah: And I'm not? Do you have ANY idea how HARD it is to get people on the isle of the lost to listen to you? Especially when you're this small! *Gestures to herself*
Do you have any idea what it took to get Gaston to listen to a tiny, human, female child? Do you?
Or what it took to get Frollo under control? Huh? Hmmm?!
Alice: Young Lady, I know you're upset and I understand that this is ridiculous but please think of the-
Hannah: I swear to every god there is that if ONE more person tells me to think of the children when that is all I'm doing, I'm going to find a way through that barrier and strangle every single person who helped create this barrier to death and feed them to my brother's sharks.
Pinocchio, gapping: Don't you think-
Hannah: No, I don't think that's excessive. Now scram until you can get me Beast Jr on the phone!
(Reminder: this is twelve year old Hannah Hook doing all this).
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tacticalfiend · 1 year ago
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Been playing Lies of P a lot for the past month. I'm not sure how far in I am, but I recently beat king of puppets, and I gotta say it's a lot of fun. If you've been hesitant to play it because it looks like a "Bloodborne ripoff" I'd encourage you to set that apprehension aside and give it a try. To be fair, the game is clearly "ripping off" Dark Souls/Sekrio/etc. and it's honestly better for it. I find other 3D souls-like games never quite feel right. There's always something off about how they control, how the player character moves, or the combat is just missing something, but Lies of P really GETS IT. I think it also brings a lot of neat new things to the table that still make it distinct. PLEASE PLAY IT! And to the people who avoid the game because grimdark pinocchio bloodborne just seems bizarre as fuck well. IDK how to help you there. I've never really cared about the lore or story for these types of games so my condolences I guess. You should still play it.
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